Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Blondes in a Volkswagen	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Stinkin' Proof	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	3 blondes jump off a building ...
American Divorce	Don't Knock It	The Facts of Life	Serenity Under Pressure
Adventures in Disneyland	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	David Beckham	Hey fatty
Meat Department	Monica & The Rest Of Us	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Laxative Cough Therapy
yo mama's hair...	Whitehouse Parrot	350 Pounder?	Southern Foreplay
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Doe a Deer	Split Up The Middle
Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Bad Lawyer	Louisiana Heritage
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Redneck Bubblebath	Yo mama's...Stupid
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Bush is a Puppet?	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Condit Arrest
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	How Many Interns?	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Lawyers on the Beach
The Fly	Wallet and Genitals	Yo mama is so dumb...	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
Bzzzz	Clinton's sons