Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Redneck Bubblebath	Work Blows
Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Blonde and a Sock	Windows 666	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Blonde Who Has it All	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Pool	Name Those Tracks
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	The Holy Water	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Pump Kin
100,000 Frenchman	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Redneck Bubblebath
Yo mama's So Hairy	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Infectious Fast Food
Southern Foreplay	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Mama in a Tight Shirt	The Fly
Yo mama's so hairy...	Mail Order Blonde	Joining the Colony	A man's logic
The Blonde and the Blinker	Yo mama's Teeth	A Lawyer and A Politician	Little Green Balls
Chilling with the Eskimo	The Firing Squad	Yo mama's so short...	Hole in One
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Men With No Arms or Legs	Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	Pow Wow Ow!
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	Bigfoot and Blonde	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Christmas Bonus	Lesbian Vampires