Male Masturbation

What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?

"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	An Ugly Position	Little People have little...	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
Question...Sex Change	Redneck Spelling Test	The President''s Puzzle	Crab Cakes
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	The Golden Mug	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Yo mama's So Old
Lawyers Off Bridge...	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	The Three Ugly Ducklings	X-Miss
I've Got Shingles	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Adam Talks All About Eve	Blonde and License Plates
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Lawyer Stamps	Retired Marine	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Adventures in Disneyland	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Men and Women FAQ
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Politician Walking	What Do You Call?
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Blonde Looking for a Job	Bush is a Puppet?	Man and Pharmacist
Salesman: A New One, Really	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	I Guess That's Fair
What's The Difference, Yo?	Daddy, What Is Sex?	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Respectfully Cheating
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Yo mama's so fat... road
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Heavy Sack