Male Masturbation

What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?

"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Pervert Psychiatrist	Is That You Coffin?	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Redneck Recycling	Highly Illogical	Yo Mama's So Poor	Euro-English Instead of German
Pervert Psychiatrist	Thank You For Flying With Us	Voodoo Enronomics	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
We're Studying Hard	The Annual Check-Up	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Blonde and License Plates
Not Going To Try This Again	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	The Blonde Hostess	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Blonde Skydiver	Tooth	The Blonde and the Librarian	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Chuckie Cheese Please	Lightbulb...Californians	Star Dreck
Dumb as Rocks	Sneezy	Drastic Diet	Bush's Morning Run
A Natural Blind	Blonde on the Computer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Shoot The Pig
Women and Pool Tables	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Attack of the American Women
Frenchman and Farm Animals	Poor Blonde	Rogaine and Viagra	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
Men and Carpet	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas