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Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Brains	Topless Fat Woman	You So Ugly	Al Gore's Piercings
Gay Irishmen	Streakers and Strokers	Soapy Sales	The Teacher's Gift
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Dubya 'Do.	The Great Crab Escape
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Early Stages of Viagra Development	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Things Just Fallin' Off	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo Mama Laundromat	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Question...Sex Change	Hiding In The Closet	Y'Might Be A Redneck
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	What's Worse?	Smoke It	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Brunette Meets Genie	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Beware the Blonde Terrorist
Blonde and Goldfish	Thermos and Blonde	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Modern Science
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Blonde Invention	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	What's the difference between a...
Wizard of Oz	You Big Tomato	Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Dinner on the Road	Balls and Old Ladies	Para-shoot	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Goverment Wrestling Federation