Viagra + Eyedrops = ?

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Abstinence	The Blonde And The E-mail
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Elephant Physiology	Mechanic's Lube	Viagra Coffee
Yo Mama So Dry	Yo mama's...Ugly	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Rosebud
Gold Digger	The Great Wiener Caper	Rope a Dope	Free Sex Contestants
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Milking it	The 11th Commandment
Old People And Nastiness	Mommy, mommy... circles	Shark Attack	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Turtle Soup	Blonde Diet	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's That, Tampon?	Finder's keepers
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Yo mama's So Nasty	The President''s Puzzle	Your teeth are so busted...
Bulimic Bachelor Party	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Two Blondes and a Camel	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Hard Sleepin'
Blondes Strike Back	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You