Snow

Q: Why is sex like snow?

A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Say What Again?	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Yo mama's...Poor
You So Ugly	Lawyers in Lust	Rookie Pitcher	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	The Living Statues	Suicide Attempt	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Blonde Carpenter	Murder Mystery Porn	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's nasty!	What Is Politics?
Poor Old Man	Pickle Slicer	Redneck Religiousity	War Pigs
Yo mama's so hairy...	Babe Watch	Blonde Lightbulb	Seduction Made Easy
Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Bear and Toilet	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Give Him What He Wants	Mafia Christmas
6.9	Two Old Ladies	The True Story	Lab Monkeys
Yo mama's...Dumb	Don't Choke	Yo mama's so fat... train	Vampire Date
Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture	Studious Redneck