Happy Birthdead To You

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	High Stakes	Blonde On A Fence	Blondes and cow patties
Yo mama's So Stupid	Loose Constructionists	Is That You Coffin?	Megastore, Megasale
Sanitary Blonde	Redneck Drivers	Blonde and a Pig	A falling out
Funny Business	Two fraternity brothers...	Malcolm in the Puddle	Healthy Virgin
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Friendly Neighbors	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... bath
Yo mama's...Fat	Ultimate Rejection	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	A Natural Blind
Condom	Donkey Compliment	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Yo mama's...Ugly
Sex Advice	Monster Valentine	Blondes in a Frying Pan	Which Hole?
Redneck Soccer	You Might Be A Redneck	Afghani Fowl	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Damned if I know	Getting Weighed	Carpet
Houston Schoolin'	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Cook	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Flat	Men With No Arms or Legs	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Dead Blonde in Closet	Captain Hook's Death