Happy Birthdead To You

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Country Politics	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bill Gates and General Motors	Plaster Lawyers
There is this old couple and they have been ...	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's So Fat	Little Johnny is Number One
The Facts of Life	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Windows 666
Condom Size Tester	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama's So Poor	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Woman Says, Man Hears	Night Of The Living Dead	The difference between boiling water and	Yo mama's...Ugly
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Scags Who Blew Bill	Blonde Diet
Blonde Bummer	Paris Native	Natural Blonde	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	White, Slimy, & Horny	The 69ers	Yo mama's So Poor
Getting Weighed	Bill Of No Rights	Blonde Bedtime	Yo mama's So Fat
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Southern Values	Yo mama's So Stupid	Three Couples, No Sex
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Eternity	The Blonde and the Deodorant	Gross Grandma
Scags Who Blew Bill	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer