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Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Blonde Pillow Talk	Why God Created Man	Lying through your tooths
Blonde and Blonder	3 Wishes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Biggest Pee Pee	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Hot Air Balloon
An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Think About It	Shekshy Legsh	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Big pimpin'	Blonde Lesbian	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Donkey and Onion
That's tacky	Captured Blonde	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Clear Blue Easy
The Annual Check-Up	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Elvis vs. Al Gore
Two hicks at a toy store	Honeymoon	Fooled You	Concorde Humor
Two Things In The Air	Your mom is so stupid...	Proverbs	Psychology Class
Stupid Blonde	Brown and Serve	Blonde and Genie	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Screw The World	Yo mama's So Poor	Bin Laden vs Custer
Yo Mama Bath	The First Lady's patriotic duties	The Smartest Dog Ever	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas
Drowning Lawyer	Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day