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Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes and Ice Cubes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dubya 'n' Drugs	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	The Great Wiener Caper	Orgy at Never Neverland	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's so Nasty	Rise and Shine	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases
Eternal Judgment	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo mama's So Ugly
Shirts Off	First Cut is the Deepest	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Fooled You
What a Gasser	The Redneck's Milk	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Stoopit Pickup Lines	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Blondes and Brunettes	Yo Mama's So Small
It's A War-Like Country	Paris Native	The Blue Eye	Sex Relatively Speaking
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Which Hole?
The Eyes Have It	Ouch!	Dead Blonde in Closet	Do it like mammals
Yo Mama's Teeth...	Catching Osama	Christmas Cookie Dough	Please pass the mayo
The Archaeologist's Wife	Genealogy	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Blonde's Favorite Group
Yo mama's so stupid...	Condom Brands