I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Yo mama's...Easy	Jew Unit	Blonde Grenadier
Dogs Take Their Licks	Yo mama's So Stinky	Hand me downs	Redneck Soccer
You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Redneck Ghost Story	Potential & Reality	Laxative Cough Therapy
Law School Graduation Gift	You Know You're Old	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde and Prawn
Leggy Blonde	Blonde's Shoes	Shriveled Lovin'	Stooooopid Mama
Talking Out of Your Ass	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Blonde Road Crossing
Name That Animal, Kids	Mama in a Tight Shirt	Chuckie Cheese Please	War Pigs
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Piano Solo	Play Dead	Yo Mama's So Dirty
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Dynamite!	Things Found Only in America	Finder's keepers
Blow pop	Redneck Theft	Monica's Deposition	Bin Laden vs Custer
Joke Written By and For Retards	Blondes Love Puzzles	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo mama's So Skinny
A Blonde's Brain At Work	The Blonde and Her Melons	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Three Couples, No Sex	Rump Roastin'