Yo Mama's...Old

Yo Mama's so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Blonde's Bad Day	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Closer to God
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Sanitary Blonde	An Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Count Chock Full of Nuts	A blonde goes into a music store and...	West Virginia Custody Battle
Chew on this	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	After the Honeymoon...	Toothbrush
One Good Deed	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo mama's nasty!	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Redneck Theft	What a Gasser	Yo mama's...Bus
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	David Beckham Redux	Reverend
Jesus and Moses	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Blonde Bet
Dirty Knees	Loose Potatoes	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's So Stupid
Olllllld Lawyer	Your teeth are so busted...	Sin and Shame	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
The Housebroken Redneck	Blonde on Fire	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Hot Air Balloon
Door Hinge	Scags Who Blew Bill	Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Blonde Brains