There were two blondes at the park...

There were two blondes at the park.
One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo mama's...Stupid	Hot Tomato
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Gymnastics
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Adult Swim	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Jingle Balls
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Chalkboard Culprit	Constipation	Garden of Eden
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Higher Larnin'
The Blind Man	Yo mama's...Fat	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
You're Like A...	Two Things In The Air	Yo mama's so Stupid	Chores on the Farm
Bug's Mind	Three Hellos	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	World War III
Doctor Demented	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blondes Love Puzzles	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
Blonde and Doorknobs	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Redneck in a Suit
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Yo mama's So Fat
Dog Days	Blondes and Iceberg	Drowning Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Pulling His Cheney	The Lawyer Has an Accident