Bloody Mary

What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Beer Consumption	Coming to America	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Justice Prevailed	Man and Pharmacist	Office English Dictionary	Accident on the Golf Course
Whack Off	Nursery Crimes	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Ugly
Michael Jackson and Casper	Pa Won't Like It	What Has 100 Teeth?	Blonde Pooltable
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Widows98	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo mama is a fatty
Inventions	Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Rock da House	Politician Walking
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Poor Boy's Christmas	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Redneck Job Interview
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Natural Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Marriage	Confucius...Sausage
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Minor differences	Suicidal Blonde	Bleachin Yo Mama
Limbless Prostitute	Sign On The Brothel	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Martian Sex
DJ's First Day of School	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	If You Could!	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Four Worms and a Funeral