Blondes and Pianos

Why are Blondes like pianos?

Because when they're not upright they are grand!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Paper Street
Bush and Gore, together again	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Let's Play War
Yo mama's so fat...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Skinny	Bleachin Yo Mama	Fix This	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
You Might Be A Redneck...Chew	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Why I Am So Tired	The Definition of
Doctor Demented	Rednecks' Dogs	Redneck Shopper	Chilled Crabs
Law School Graduation Gift	Bed Football	Bush's Advisors	Little Leprechaun?
Confusing Blonde	The Test	Clinton's sons	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo mama's...Stupid	Chuckie Cheese Please
Blonde in Freezer	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Elephant and Man	Yo mama's...Bus
Dirty Knees	Trade Talks	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Knock-Knock Blonde
Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Keep It In Your Pants
Al Gore's Piercings	Redneck...TV Antenna