Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Definite Definition	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	People Really Said These Things In Court
Pickle in the Pants	69	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Crab Cakes
Bigfoot and Blonde	The Engineer and the Bike	Windows 666	Sharks and Lawyers
Fat Dude	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Blonde Destroyer
Yo mama's... Poor	Hide the Duke	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
You So Ugly	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo mama so dirty...	Pitching a Tent
The Raffle	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's so Stupid
Bin Laid	Blonde and License Plates	Political Pampers	It's A War-Like Country
Yo mama's so nasty...	Ba Ba Black Sheep	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Three Gay Men
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Monica's New Boyfriend	Brunette Shopping	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
PC Three Little Pigs	Ear Condoms	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Fast Food for Rednecks
Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's...Short	Yo mama's...fat	Taliban Poetic Justice
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