Yo mama's So Skinny

Yo mama is so skinny, I sat on her lap and broke her leg.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Blonde Boobies	Question...Sex Change	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Drivers' Ed	Let's Play War	Blonde in the Third Grade	Frosty, is that you?
Bush and Cheney Lunch	Yo mama's Teeth	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Tickle These, Elmo
Perfumed Blonde	Whitehouse Parrot	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Blonde and shower caps	Redneck Fly-swatter	Blonde Nurse	Baby Drink
This is a poor joke	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Helisoft	Yo mama's so poor...
Yo mama's...Fat	Dinner's Ready!	Redneck Spelling Test	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Blondes in a Frying Pan	New Canadian Flag	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Multi-Balls	Nutty Hunters	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	It Ain't Surgery
Blonde with Money	Clinton's Favorite Things	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Losin' It
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Few Good Lawyers
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama so Bald	Get yo fingers bit	National Pastime
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Viagra + Death = ?