Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

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Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Blonde's Bad Day	Monica's Deposition	Proverbs
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Goathead! Goathead!	Fire Truck	Intelligent Quotes
Ark-N-Saw	Blonde at the Doctor's	Bush Does a Favor	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Dr. Feelgood	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Seven Dwarfs
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Corduroy Condom	Get On The Bus	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
What do u do if a blond...	Gary Condit's M.O.	A Redneck Retaliation	Blonde Jokes
Redneck Driver's License Application	From Cradle to Ladle	This Joke is Bananas!	You Might Be A Redneck...
Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	George Bush is So Stupid...	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
What's Your Poison?	Flies in a Lightbulb	Ouch!	Lightbulb...Californians
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Blonde Pillow Talk	Touchy Feely Cracky	Blonde Skydiver
Talk Dirty to Me	Yo mama so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Penis Requests a Raise
Little Wanky	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Roadkill
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama's So Ugly