Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Blonde and Dictionary	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Blonde Looking for a Job	Blonde in the Morning	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Return the Dog	Jane's Addiction	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Lunch Anyone?
Redneck Senior	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Blonde...Passenger	Five Pounds of Fat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Don't Step Out of the Car	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Where did it go?	Coming to America	Shipwrecked	Difference Boy & Girl
Wizard of Oz	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Three Couples, No Sex	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Bush Gets Testy	Latex Gloves	If You Could!	Rent
Lawyer or Ass?	Chicken Crossfire	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Lunch Anyone?
Yo mama's...Poor	Blondes in a Convertible	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's so nasty...
Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Rogaine and Viagra	The Origin of Little Debbie
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Paraplegic	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Frosty	The Last Southern Virgin