Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Your Parents Messed Up
Blonde at Starbucks	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted
You So Ugly	Dating a Prostitute	Jingle Balls	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Sharper Than a Ginsu	The corporate ladder	Sharks and Lawyers	Dumb as Rocks
Rope a Dope	In-law vs Outlaw	I Had a Dream	Grandma's Birthday
Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	She Gives Great Headphone	Yo mama's...Fat
132 legs and 8 teeth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	SAG Meeting	Dirty Knees
Rednecks Talkin'	The Dirty Wife	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Turtle Soup
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Skydiver	Redneck Truck	You Big Tomato
JFKaput	Texas Talkin'	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Keep it on the DL	Chucky at the Movies	Stick of Dynamite
Work Blows	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Southern Values
Yo mama's So Fat	Seek and Ye Shall Find...