Roadkill

You're so ugly, you look at roadkill and it runs away!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya Quotes	The Newlywed Game	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Man and Pharmacist
Loose Potatoes	Corn Flakes	Tennis Balls	Beautiful?
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Chalkboard Culprit
Yo Mama's Lovely Breath	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's...Stupid
Confucious	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Redneck Shopper	You're Like A...
Brooklyn and Women	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo mama's...Useless
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Air Head on a Beer	Sliding Doors	Young Couple
Genie in a bottle	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Soy Toy	Proverbs
Icy Blonde	Biting	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Big Boss Man
Le Stinkers	Corpsalicious!	Golf On The Sly	Latex Gloves
The Fly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Boo Hoo
People Really Said These Things In Court	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Try It
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Running for Office