Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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25 Fun Pool Activities	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Politically Speaking
Masochism Tango	String Theory	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	The Great Wiener Caper
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama is so stupid...	Bush and Bill	Yo Mama's So Greasy
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's So Fat	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Painting A Wall	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	The Golden Fiddle	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Scags Who Blew Bill	Popularity Is A Relative Term	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Redneck Baseball	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Deernuts and Beernuts	Tales From The Shire
Blonde and License Plates	SF Pregnancy Rate	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Professor of Logic	Hulking Mass	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Getting Flowers
Easter Blondies	Blondes and Gas Stations	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Dolly's Kids
Biting	Saran Wrap	Barbie and Britney	Yo mama's So Poor
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV