Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Brace yourself	Computer Breasts	First Day Out	Yo mama's...Fat
Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Baby Mama	The Christmas Elf Massacre	The Three Nuns	Hot Air Balloon
Pervert Psychiatrist	Man Catches Crocodile	Waitron Blonde	Easter Blondies
Yo Mama's So Country	Blonde Mixup	Gone Fishin'	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama so dirty...	Confessions Of Sodom
HMO Executive	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Psychology Class	Yo mama's so ugly
Stick of Dynamite	Widows98	Dead Blonde in Closet	Out of T.P.
I've Got Shingles	Authentic Grafitti	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	The Invention of the Copper Wire
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Texas Talkin'	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Blonde's Appendicitis	Bill Gates and General Motors	Teacher's Pet	Bee Milky
Blonde Braincells	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Bzzzz	Clinton Abortion Bill