Turtle Sexuality

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Yo mama's so poor...
Old People And Nastiness	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Bush and Gore, together again	Snow Off-White
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Hole in One
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Grand Theft Auto	Redneck Baby	Dog Days
Yo mama's So Poor	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama is so poor...	The Mailbox
Yo Mama's So Old	Viagra Diet	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's nasty!
Widows98	The Wonder Bra	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Yo mama's so dumb...
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Yo Mama's Teeth	Liberal Jokes
Smokey the Bear	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	West Virgin-ia
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Authentic Grafitti	Father and Son	Yo mama's So Fat
Five Days of Christmas	Rules For Work	Whitehouse Parrot	Animal Wackiness
Blonde Horse Ranch	Don't Welsh On Me	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Genie in a bottle
Two Hookers	Yo mama's...Hair