Fire Truck

Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Chillin' Biddies	Blonde Fired
Yo Mama So Dry	Code for Love	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Monks Made a Mistake
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Pervert Psychiatrist
A Hole in the Head	The Blond Date	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Yo Mama's So Old	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Incontinent Vegetarian	Broomsticks
Natural Blonde	Captured Blonde	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pitching a Tent	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Indecent Exposure
Flash Me	Arkansas State Residency Application	Yo Mama's So Poor	Captured Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	The Three Nuns
Sign On The Brothel	Jumping Rope	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton's DNA	Chilled Crabs	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Olllllld Lawyer
Cow with No Legs	The Blonde Hostess	Five Days of Christmas	Good, Bad, Worse
Doorprize	Smoking Problems