Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	First Lady	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Walruses And Their Tupperware	Blonde Valedictorian	Bathtub Anxieties	The Day Owl and The Night Cat
Blonde and Dictionary	Blow pop	Yo mama's So Hairy	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Six Hours to Live
Irish Cream	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Steak and Sex	Topless Fat Woman
Empty Cheeze Whiz	Egg Donor	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Bone Diggers
Snow	War Pigs	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	What do puppies and gynecologists...
The Redneck's Milk	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Carefully Placed Periods	Blonde and Elephants
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Princess Di and Thomas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Clinton's First
Death Row in Women's Prison	The Wonder Bra	Government vs. Mafia	Father and Son
Pitching a Tent	Screwed, For Sure	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Blonde at Starbucks
Counting Condoms	Bill Gates and General Motors	Gross Grandma	Redneck in a Suit
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	You Might Be A Redneck