Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Drunk Musicians	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Yo mama's So Stupid
Elevator Shoes	Punk 'n' Parrot	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Eating is a Sport	Fast Food	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's So Hairy
That's crazy	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Trucks and Babies	Blonde Boobies	Topless Sunbather	Hand me downs
The Engineer and the Bike	Yo mama's...Easy	Hot Air Balloon	100,000 Frenchman
Can't Take You Anywhere	Blondes and Iceberg	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Easter Egg Hunt
Split Up The Middle	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Nurse	Captured Blonde
Rope a Dope	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Nutty Hunters	Suicidal Blonde
There is this old couple and they have been ...	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Potential & Reality	Oldest Couple Ever
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Tenessee Football Player	Baby Talk	Mommy Almost Died
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Yo mama's so ugly	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo mama's So Ugly
Soy Toy	Corn Hole