Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Optimistic Jack	Lawyer and Vulture	Lay off
Drivers' Ed	Blonde in a Library	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo mama's...Ugly
Say What Again?	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Think About It
Froggie Proposal	Clinton's Favorite Things	Blonde Horse Sense	Three Dumb Hunters
Yo mama's So Stupid	Get On The Bus	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Two Old Ladies
Hot Air Balloon	Five Minutes to Midnight	Redneck Feast	Buried Lawyers
Hungry Mama	Incontinent Vegetarian	That's A Buncha Bull	Mexican or Mexican't
Splish Splash Through the Field	Yo mama's So Ugly	Executive Rimmin'	Broomsticks
You Might Be A Redneck...	10	Clinton Poll	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Ark-N-Saw	Out of T.P.	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	The Dirty Wife
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	None	Yo mama's...Ugly	The Raffle
Lawyers' Birth Control	Blondes and Airplanes	Dog Days	Red Ball Express
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Rednecks' Dogs