Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Bush's Tragedy	Lawyers and God	The Lord Will Provide
Montana Ghost Story	Trapped Inside a Whale	The Doctor's Convention	Legal Birth Control
A Blonde with Earrings	Blonde Arrow	Christmas Bonus	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Clinton's Protection	Nursery Crimes
A Redneck Retaliation	The Seven Dwarfs	Yo mama's...Ugly	Things Just Fallin' Off
Hot 'n' Heavy	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	First Class	Heaven's Shining Waters
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Redneck Shopper	A manager walks into his office...	First Cut is the Deepest
West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Monica's First Look	The Paperboy
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Not Going To Try This Again	Ghetto Wedding Cake	Bush's Advisors
Land Of Milk And Honey	Mechanic's Lube	Honeymoon	Lunch Anyone?
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	What a Gasser	Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Pre-Paid Plan	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
Mafia Christmas	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...