Hate to Brag

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Lab Monkeys	High Sperm Count	The Origin of Little Debbie
In The Navy	Blondes and cow patties	Microwave Cookery	Legal Birth Control
Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Fat	Michael Jackson and Casper
Twelve Inch Pianist	Clinton Abortion Bill	How to Mess With the IRS	Nudist BMOC
A helping hand	Birdy	Yo Mama so Bald	In All the Land
Fascinating	Playing Doctor	Play Dead	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Playing Doctor	Pothead Shopper	Blonde in Freezer	Bush's Advisors
Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Chilled Crabs	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal
Sex Contract	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Racists and Lightbulbs	Redneck Christmas
Yo Mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Step Right Up...	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...So Stupid	Yo' Face So Greasy
A Giant Problem	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Forest Gump	Yo Mama's So Stupid
A Fashion Sense	I Had a Dream