You're So Ugly... Porkchop

You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Beer Consumption	The Painter & Her Eyesight	White House Visitors
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Designated drunkard	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo Mama Laundromat
That's crazy	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	New Improved Lawnmowers
Easter Egg Hunt	Bunny Love	Caution: Condom Crossing	Blondes 'n' Birth Control
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Get Your Feet Wet	Blonde Cross Road	Redneck Driver's License Application
Parakeet Cereal	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama so ugly...
Paris Native	Osama's Ride	The Millennium Kid	Lightbulb...Californians
Sex Contract	Salesman: A New One, Really	Blonde in Grocery Store	Microsoft in Detroit?
Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Parsley	Homosexual
Yo Mama the Gourmet	I Guess That's Fair	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb...	Mountain Bike	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Blonde Horse Ranch	Slippery Doorknob