Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Night Of The Living Dead	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Stuttering Problem	Yo mama's...Ugly
Lawyer-Client Relations	Say What Again?	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Arkansas Toothbrush
The Vampire	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Confucious...Baseball	What's Worse?	Voodoo Enronomics	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	First Cut is the Deepest	Legs Open	That's A Buncha Bull
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	A Few Good Men	Yo mama's So Fat	Hot Air Balloon
Horse Tears	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's got style	Dr. Feelgood
Greek Navy	Father to Blonde Daughter	Modern Science	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Clinton's Protection	Sleepwalking Nun	Headache	Redneck Baseball
Moleasses	Free Sex Contestants	Sex Over-Easy	Hot Dog
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Trade Talks	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
Husbands' Performance	Yo' Face So Greasy