Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Punk 'n' Parrot	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	You're So Poor	What's Worse?
77 vs 69	The Last Southern Virgin	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Male Masturbation
Ark-N-Saw	Unlikely	Rosebud	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
You're So Poor...Christmas	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Bush Does a Favor	Avon Calling
Ask The Doctor	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Genie-wine	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	The New 69	Soy Toy
Lesbian Harem	Rhoids	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's So Stupid
Loitering Mama	Blonde's Tricycle	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
In the back woods of Arkansas...	The Wet and the Blonde	Birdie Poem	Blonde Invention
Annoying Boy on Bus	Blondes in a Box	Dictaphone	Quickie
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	A Natural Blind	Man and Pharmacist	Jingle Blondes
Blonde Smoker	Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama's so Nasty	Riding in Cars With Boys
Inventions	David Beckham