Men Two Hobbies

Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?

A: His left hand and his right hand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	Justice Prevailed	New Priest In Town	Yo mama's...Fat
Hiney Bubbles	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Little Johnny is Number One	Paper Street
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Skinny	Blonde and a Pig
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Dirty Tricks	Virgins in Caves	Fortune 500
Blonde Riding Shotgun	Blonde - Contractor	Homeward Blonde	Braggadocio
Rabbit Breakout	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde NASA Engineer	The Perfect Woman
Hand-Eye Coordination	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Redneck's Milk	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo mama's So Poor	Father to Blonde Daughter	Suicidal Blonde
Laptop	Dinner's Ready!	Rednecks' Dogs	Moleasses
Corpsalicious!	Clinton's Favorite Things	Field of Dreams?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Osama is Dead	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	P. Diddy on a Diet	Jack and Jill II
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Blonde's Medical Exam	Bob Dole
A Greater Insult	The Eyes Have It