Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus

Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Blonde...Passenger	Baby Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Blonde in a Library	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Topless Sunbather	An Egyptian man is walking...	Pool	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Monica's First Look	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Y'might Be A Redneck	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
Yo mama's so stupid...	Three Drunk Men	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	A Daring New Position
Politician Walking	Holiday	Mrs. Shagwell	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Redneck and Bugs	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
Women Pass Less Gas	Hairclub for Women	Clinton Stew	Blonde Boobies
Redneck Ghost Story	Guess What I Am?	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	What's That, Tampon?
Dirty Knees	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Proverbs
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Blonde and Missed Bus	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Five Minutes to Midnight	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat