You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	I Don't Like My Brother	Accident on the Golf Course	Olllllld Lawyer
Woman Says, Man Hears	Ignorance	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Nursery Crimes
Dought Girl	Yo mama is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Mirror, Mirror
Blondes and cow patties	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Brown and Serve	Yo Mama's So Fat
Glories of old age	Night Of The Living Dead	Blonde Driver	Be Careful With That Viagra
Dream on	Dumb Crooks Roundup	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Redneck Family Values
Bed Football	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Attack of the American Women	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Clinton Poll	How do you drown a blonde?
The Fly	Vampires in a Bar	Optimistic Jack	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Soyburger vs dildo	Soy Toy	Concorde Humor	Ice Cream
Fortune 500	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama is so dumb...	Little Boy Blue
The Hired Help	Icy Blonde	Sneezy	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Fast Food Blondes