You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Blonde's Bad Day	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Exotic Male Dancer
Adult Swim	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Working Relationship	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama's So Ugly	Two Sperm	Clinton Abortion Bill	Take yo mama to work day
Chair Man of the Board	The Great Crab Escape	Yo mama so fat...	TeleBlond
Bubba Gets Smart	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Horse Tears	The Redneck's Milk
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo Mama's Underwear	Ladies First	Yo mama's so hairy...
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Burnt Blonde Ears	J.Lo and doorknobs	What's the difference between a blonde...
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Blonde Joke	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Bush at the Wheel
Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Blonde's Finals	Legalese	Yo mama's So Fat
The Blonde and Her Melons	Upside Down Blonde	Alabama Farmer	I've Got Your Cookies Right Here, Baby
Yo' Ass So Tight	Hail to the Moron	Dirty Swiss	Signs You're Burned Out
Thank You For Flying With Us	Frenchman and Farm Animals	New Canadian Flag	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped
Dear Old Dad	A Hooker and a Bungee Jump