If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Wright, Right?	Birdie Poem
Hellacious	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Highly Illogical	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Redneck Anthem	Yo mama's So Stupid	Cosmopolitan Redneck
American Divorce	Crab Cakes	Jackass	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Little-Known Facts	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
JFKaput	Blonde at Starbucks	Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's Interns	Eat Your Vegetables	Broomsticks	What's the difference between a...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	What's Worse?	Post Turtle President	Why did the blonde go up on top...
Osama's Favorite Movie	Redneck Toasts	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Fish Market	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Lawyer-Client Relations	Carefully Placed Periods
Big Tongue	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Q & A...Shower	Blondes and Fun
I See You!	Osama Mama	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Obese Michigan Mammas
Captured Blonde	Yo Mama So Dry