If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The corporate ladder	Blonde's Medical Exam	Espanol para Matadors	Bush's Morning Run
My Blonde Is Broken	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Elmo's Redesign
Yo mama's so fat...	Why did the blonde go up on top...	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Redneck Drivers	Free Sex Contestants	Lightbulb... Rednecks	In a murder trial...
Forest Gump	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's so fat... runs
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Get Your Feet Wet	Executive Decision	Yo mama's So Ugly
Women Pass Less Gas	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
God Save The Dairy Queen	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Para-shoot
Blondes and Candles	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Bubba Claus	Yo mama's So Stupid
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Lunch Anyone?
A Country War	The Answer	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Return the Dog	The First Lady's patriotic duties	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia
Field of Dreams?	The Devoted Wife