How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Lawyers and God	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	77 vs 69	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Blonde's Twinkle
Blonde with Half a Brain	Hooked On Dem Jets	Homosexual	Taking Out the Garbage
Yo mama's...Skinny	A Country War	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde and Blonder	Pickled Bread	Lesbian Harem	Get Your Feet Wet
Broom Factory	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Smoke It
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Big Fat Mopeds	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Yo mama's Teeth	Coincidentally	Yo mama's So Ugly	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Yo mama's So Stupid	Arkansas Scholars	Blonde...Hair Up	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Stumbling and Mumbling	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	J.Lo and doorknobs	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Winter Lovers	Beep Beep	A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Loose Constructionists	Morning at the White House	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Gold Digger
Dog Days	Cook