Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	747	Reagan and Clinton	Osama's New City
Burying Osama	Condit vs. Clinton	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
Bufallo Billy	Fred bin Flintsone	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Sex Contract	Jungle Gaiety	Roman Warrior
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Divine Flatulence	Blonde on Fire	That's tacky
Yo Mama's So Old	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Bob Dole	Yo mama's so poor ...
Thermos and Blonde	Professor of Logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Ed Zachery Disease
Monica At The UN	Redneck Thief	Yo mama's So Poor	A wrinkle in time
Bush and Gore, together again	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Gonna Marry	Testing, Testing	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Blonde and Doorknobs	Man Of The House	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Yo mama's So Old
Definitely	Y'might Be A Redneck