Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Genital Mutilation is Funny	Mmm...Smells Good	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bubba's Secret
Like Father Like Son	Blondes and Waterskiing	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Canni Ball!	That's tacky	Horny Old Ladies	Yo' Face So Greasy
Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Blonde Bicycle	Doggy Style	Yo mama's...Fat
High Sperm Count	Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo mama so fat...	Dirty Tricks
Baby Gates and Microsoft	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo mama's So Ugly	What's Worse?
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	German Virginity	You Might Be A Redneck	Clinton and the Pope
Three Girls Go Camping	Whose Son is He?	Blondes Love Puzzles	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
Flies on Poo	Definition of Suspicious	Why does the TV like the remote?	Soy Toy
Difference!	You So Ugly	Blonde On a Ledge	Yo mama's so nasty...
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Yo mama's So Fat	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Clinton/Elian Gonzales