Father to Blonde Daughter

What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	High Sperm Count	Yo mama's...Fat	Joke for Limeys
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Fat	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A blonde was cooking dinner
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Your teeth are so busted...	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	What Do I Look Like?	The Perfect Woman
Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Porch	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Blow pop	Rump Roastin'	Jumping Rope	Car Crash
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	The Housebroken Redneck	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Lesbians in a Canoe	Dream on
A Redneck Retaliation	Blonde Laugh	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Carpet	Condom Size Tester	Rogaine and Viagra	Bubble Blowing Duckies
Penis Requests a Raise	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Hobo vs. Homo
Yo mama and a rat	Mommy, Mommy!