Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Doe a Deer	Blonde Shower	Ark-N-Saw
Redneck Haircut	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Yo mama's So Stinky	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Fat Dude	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Bob Dole's Underwear	Did I do that?	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby
The Holy Water	If Ever You're Choking...	Paper Street	Blonde...Passenger
Iron Phone	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Jokes On You, Teacher
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Name Those Tracks	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Plaster Lawyers
Scooby Doo	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	What's the difference between a blonde...
What is red and green?	Christmas In Heaven	What a Gasser	Made in Canada
First Class Blondie	I Can't Drive 69	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	The Seven Dwarfs
The President''s Puzzle	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Ash Blonde	There was a man who loved baked beans...
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Fat	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Elephant and Man
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR