Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

White House Visitors	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo mama's So Fat
Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama's So Ugly	Quickie	Rise and Shine
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	What Has 100 Teeth?	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	One hungry Bush...
West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Blonde Test
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Blonde lumberjack	Chores on the Farm
Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Yo mama's... easy	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Blonde's Shoes
A Real WANGsta	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bird and Bloke	Yo Mama's Teeth
Girls and Planes	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Prostitiute's Friends	Blonde Overdue
Seeking the Sightless	Yo mama's...Stupid	Pops the Question	Law School Graduation Gift
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde Nurse	Helen Keller Joke
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Wrinkled Riddle	Gross Grandma	Yo Mama's So Poor
The Blonde and the Librarian	Ex-Lax, Don't Do It	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Viagra Coffee
Two Blondes and Two Mice	Powder