Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Flat	Current Administration	Farmer and the Cow	Dr. Doctor
Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama's so stupid...	Bill Gates and General Motors	What Sex is Polly?
Osama Bin Lighted	Parakeet Cereal	Big pimpin'	Stuffing
Condom Size Tester	Blonde Nurse	A helping hand	There's No People Like Snow People
Hack Golfer	Redneck Accessories	Doctor Demented	Blondes on a Rope
Tasties in a Half Shell	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lesbian Harem	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Clocks	What's Worse?	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	You Might Be A Redneck...
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Sex and Air	Monica At The UN	Gorilla in Heat
What's That, Tampon?	Squeaky Clean	Dictaphone	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Dumb mama joke	Blonde Bedtime	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place
The Shakes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Airplanes	Not So Saved by the Bell
Flour Patch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Did you hear....?	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
And You're Not Even Drunk	Famous People Say the Darndest Things