Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Clinton's DNA	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Corporate America
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Hilarious Signs
Yo mama's So Stupid	Osama's Valentine	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
American Divorce	Redneck Spelling Test	Yo mama's So Ugly	Donkey and Onion
Clinton and a lightbulb	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Man Catches Crocodile	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Jane's Addiction	The Blind Man	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Caution: Condom Crossing	Blondes n' Crayons	The Holy Water	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Loitering Mama
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Which Hole?	Shop At WalRusMart
The Blonde Hostess	Mommy, Mommy!	Elevator Scene	Yo mama's So Ugly
Annoying Boy on Bus	Newlyweds	Clinton Poll	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Dinner's Ready!	Balls and Old Ladies	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's nasty!
A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo mama's so nasty...