Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Things Just Fallin' Off	Crab Cakes
Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Weiner Eater
Laxative Cough Therapy	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Malcolm in the Puddle
The Three Nuns	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Blonde's Earrings	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Screwed, For Sure	In The Navy	Blonde Mating Call	The Fish-Eating Competition
Why I Am So Tired	The Annual Check-Up	Chillin' Biddies	Confucious
Rednecks' Dogs	Pop Goes The Blonde	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Shriveled Lovin'
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Topless Fat Woman	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Poor
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Donations for Dee Dee	Understanding Marketing
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Eternal Judgment	Definition of Agony	The Blonde and the Blinker
Socks	Blonde Technology	69	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500
Taliban Poetic Justice	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	West Virgin-ia	Father and Son
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Blonde Looking for a Job