Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	What do you call a prostitute's children?	People Really Said These Things In Court	You So Ugly
Yo mama's...Stupid	Little Wanky	Joke for Limeys	A Horoscope For The Workplace
Blonde...Bananas	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Reagan and Clinton	Yo mama is FUGLY	Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo mama's...Fat
Constipation	Think About It	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo Mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Poor	The New 69	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Bush Does a Favor
Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat...	Bull
Yo mama's So Ugly	What's the difference between a blonde...	Baby Drink	Brunette Shopping
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Blonde's Wine	Blonde Bummer	Broomsticks
Blonde and License Plates	Oh My God!	Yo Mama's Feet	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Monica's Deposition	Cubist Poo	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Condoms
A Giant Problem	Yo mama's...Stupid	Camoflauge Clothing	this dog was walking down the street, and he ...
Fat Woman	Yo Mama's So Ghetto