Yo mama's...Ugly

You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her back.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Punk 'n' Parrot	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Optimistic Jack
Redneck... Fast Food	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Poor
You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	77 vs 69	Clinton's Protection	Iraqi Funerals
Drivers' Ed	The Bill Clinton Sale	Old Man and his Babies	Human Resource Lingo
Lawyer in a Tree	The Annual Check-Up	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Zip It. Zip It Good.
This Joke is Bananas!	The Blonde Fox	Did I do that?	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Clinton's Protection	The Blonde Fox	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Blonde Cell Death
Confucius...Sausage	Bunny Love	Work Blows	Blonde Coffee Drinker
You Might Be a Redneck if...	A falling out	Pops the Question	Mirror, Mirror
Yo Mama's House Is So Small	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Porcupines	Modern Science
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	Elephant and Man	Long Road Home
Icy Blonde	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Pro Congress?	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Gary Condit's Pants	Beans & Onions: Delicious