Yo mama's...Short

Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's liscense.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Clinton's Safe Sex	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Let's Play War
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Christmas Carol Parrot	Burried 10 Feet Under	Serenity Under Pressure
Three Blondes	Condoms	Louisiana Heritage	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Doctor Demented	The Govinator	That's A Buncha Bull
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Gone Camping	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
No Special Sauce?	Broomsticks	The Hired Help	What a Gasser
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Blonde and Blonder	What's Your Poison?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Q & A...Shower	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Can't Take You Anywhere
Pre-Paid Plan	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Like Midgets In The Night...
Lunch time	Redneck Job Interview	Scags Who Blew Bill	An Egyptian man is walking...
Your Place or His	High Stakes	Lunch time	Rednecks and Turtlenecks
Smart Pills	God Save The Dairy Queen