911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Penis	Tank Girl	A Blonde Party	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Blow pop	Viagra Coffee	3 Wishes
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Apple and Worm	Chalkboard Culprit	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Bush and Cheney Lunch	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Yo mama's So Old	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Six Hours to Live	Yo mama's So Fat
Birds of Paradise	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Blonde's Medical Exam	Playing Doctor	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Get yo fingers bit
Yo mama's so Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Underwear	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Sex Relatively Speaking	Joining the Colony
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	International Beer Syndrome	Blondes and cow patties	Hungry Blonde
Redneck Engineering Exam	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Handy Blondy	The Fly
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Blonde Robbery	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Saving Her Butt	Yo mama's...Fat