Yo mama's So Poor

Yo' mama so poor, she asked for a discount on pennycandy!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Men With No Arms or Legs	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	We're Studying Hard	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Bush is a Puppet?
Feeling Like A Woman	Blonde Cell Death	Yo mama's so Fat	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck	Bush Does a Favor
Sheepish	Ending It All	What's Worse?	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Rules of Bedroom Golf	Lawyers in the Trees	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Higher Larnin'
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Yo mama's so fat... train	Shirts Off	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Bush and Son	Pre-Paid Plan	Stooooopid Mama	Lay off
Blonde in the Morning	West Virgin-ia	Y'Might Be A Redneck	I See You!
Not Going To Try This Again	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Sick Hick	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Racists and Lightbulbs
Toe Curl	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Pre-Paid Plan	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene