Get You With The Nine

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

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Office English Dictionary	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Bad Drivers	Twelve Inch Pianist
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Hiney Bubbles	Pop Goes The Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Obese Michigan Mammas	Old Man and his Babies	Yo mama's So Fat
Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's so stupid	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Yo mama's So Lazy	Blonde Basement	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Old People And Nastiness
Impotence	Little Leprechaun?	A Natural Blind	Small Things
Monica's Testimony	Pothead Shopper	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Flower Flub-o-rama
Dubya Quotes	Right of Way	Viva Las Vegas	Bill Gates and General Motors
Winter Lovers	Blonde and Missed Bus	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's...Fat
Keep it on the DL	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Blonde Robbery	Ghost story for tots
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Southern Values	Yo mama's So Small	Lack of Vision
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Bloody Mary	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...