Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Lawyers and God	List of Short Books	5 presidents are on a plane
Monica's Testimony	Redneck Bubblebath	Bubba Died in a Fire	Another Weekend At The Home
Bush's Morning Run	Yo mama's so fat...	Osama's Valentine	Yo mama's football knowledge
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's So Poor	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Loitering Mama	Red Ring	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Perfumed Blonde
Redneck Anthem	Murder Mystery Porn	Blonde Suicide	You Might Be A Redneck...
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Babe Watch	Computer Breasts
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's so dumb...	Ice Hole	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Deernuts and Beernuts	Yo mama's so fat...
Flies in a Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	One day a hunter was walking...	Microwave Cookery
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Clinton's Music	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Birth Control
Monica At The UN	Yo mama's...Short