Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Justice Prevailed	Blonde lumberjack	Blonde on Socialism	Executive Decision
Christmas Carol Parrot	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Punk 'n' Parrot	I Nearly Pissed Myself
What's green and smells like ...	President Hillary	Piano Solo	West Virginia Custody Battle
Blonde Car Hijinx!	You're Like A...	Three Couples, No Sex	Sleeping Blonde
100,000 Frenchman	Redneck and Bugs	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Nutty Hunters	Yo mama's...Forklift	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Clinton's sons	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish
Yo mama's...Fat	Boy Scout	Impressing Women	Condom Size Tester
www.YoMama	Catching Osama	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Tasty, tasty fat!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Church	Yo mama's...Ugly
Redneck Job Interview	Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo Mama's Teeth	Potatoes Hotatoes
Squeaky Clean	Florida Orange Growers	Yo Mama's...Old	Nursing Home
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Dr. Dre's Prognosis