Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Stinkin' Proof	Swinging Redneck	Deadbeat in a Bar	Yo mama's So Stupid
Shark Attack	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Blonde and Blonder
Mechanic's Lube	Redneck Teeth	Blonde Passenger	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and a Pig	That's tacky	Yo Mama's So Poor
Why did the blonde go up on top...	Alabama Farmer	Yo mama's...Easy	Elvis vs. Al Gore
Yo mama's So Fat	Flies on Poo	Yo mama's...Fat	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Hey DJ	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Brunette Shopping
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Sexual Olympics	New Trend Diet	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
Eternity	Young Couple	Honeymoon	Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Blonde...Infant Scale	Comfortable	Yo mama's...Plane
350 Pounder?	Glories of old age	Sex In Advertising	Hard Drive
Houston Schoolin'	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE