Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo Mama's So Poor	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo mama's so stupid...
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Adventures in Disneyland	Alabama Farmer	Gold Digger
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Chuckie Cheese Please	That's crazy	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	White, Slimy, & Horny	Pre-Paid Plan
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Brunette Shopping	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Old
Father and Son	The Answer	Pickle Slicer	Animal House
Grosser than gross.. underwear	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Peopling The Earth	Monica's Deposition
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Yo mama is so dumb...
A Daring New Position	Blonde Kidnapper	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Democrat's Concession
Fire Truck	God and Men's Sex Lives	An Ugly Position	Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day
Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Southern Values	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Captain Hook's Death
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Yo mama's Such A Loser	Yo mama's So Ugly	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette
The Confessional	Yo mama's so hairy...