Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bzzzz	The Lawyer's Funeral	Christmas Carol Parrot	What did the blonde say after ...
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Say What Again?	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Vampire Date	100,000 Frenchman	Constipated Accountant
Fix This	Blonde Goes to the Airport	Multi-Balls	Dead Blonde in Closet
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Two Things In The Air	How To Get A Raise	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Star Trek	Little Green Balls	Father to Blonde Daughter
Salesman: A New One, Really	Rump Roastin'	Blonde Pillow Talk	Clinton's Bookmarks
Redneck At The Restaurant	Touchy Feely Cracky	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Fly Yi Yi
Dinner on the Road	Yo mama's So Fat	Party!	Jingle Blondes
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Wedding Night	Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's So Fat
Prostitiute's Friends	Divine Flatulence	Yo mama so dirty...	Blonde Overdue
Smoking Problems	The True Story	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Education in Arkansas
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Tenessee Football Player