Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wright, Right?	Lost with Translation	Redneck Home Improvement	It Ain't Surgery
Corporate America	Like Father Like Son	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Ghost Story	No Special Sauce?
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Teacher's Gift	The Aging Explorer	What, No Golden Goose?
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Jungle Gaiety	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Monica's New Boyfriend
Blonde's Earrings	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Free Sex Contestants	You Bet Your (Sex) Life
Family Honor	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Johnny Big Head	Who dun it?
It's A War-Like Country	Goodyear Rubber	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo
Saving Her Butt	Blondes Love Puzzles	Blonde License	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Hungry Blonde	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
A manager walks into his office...	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama the Gourmet	I Guess That's Fair
Sharks and Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat