Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tricky, Tricky	Blonde Rows of Corn	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Biggest Pee Pee	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Winnie the Pooh	Jungle Gaiety
Blonde...Bananas	Stuffing	Cris Cross	Line of Blondes
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	We're Talking Small	What's the difference between a...	Yo mama's So Fat
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Murder Mystery Porn	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Is Politics?
Yo Mama's... Ugly	The Dough Boyz	Redneck Home Improvement	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Le Stinkers	The 69ers
Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's So Ugly	Love Is Blindness	Halle Berry Bares All
New Priest In Town	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Clinton's Lingerie	Blonde in Grocery Store
Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Yo momma so dumb she ...	this dog was walking down the street, and he ...	Mountain Bike
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Male Disorientation	English, Irish & Scottish Football	Blonde with Money
Golf Genie	The Definition of