Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Redneck Pants	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Beer Consumption	Rise and Shine	Serenity Under Pressure	You're So Poor...Christmas
Blonde...Bananas	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Clinton's Interns	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
The Poopie List	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Did I do that?	Yo mama's so stupid...
An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Wedding Night Pranks	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Incontinent Vegetarian	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Star Trek	Crab Cakes	Blow in the Blonde's	Porcupines
Getting Weighed	Enron Transcripts	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Code for Love
Yo mama's So Stupid	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	What's the difference between a blonde...	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Loose Constructionists	Country Politics	Hot Air Balloon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Screwed, For Sure	The Blonde Fox	Field Trip to the Racetrack	Bzzzz
Field of Dreams?	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's...Fat	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Parrot-Prostitutes	One day a blonde went into a department ...