Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It's Not For Him, Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	No one is safe	Yo mama's So Stinky
New Version of Playboy	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo mama's So Fat
Heaven and Hell	Sunroof You All Night Long	A Real Ball Buster	Big Testicles
Blonde in a Round Room	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	One Good Deed
S & M	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Barbie's Christmas Beau	The Blind Guy Polemic
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Mechanical Sex	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo mama's so stupid...
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Redneck Feast	Grandma's Birthday	One hungry Bush...
Newlyweds	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Yo Mama's Glasses	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Knock Knock... Sham	Phone Line
Mommy, Mommy!	Handy Blondy	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's...Fat
Think About It	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Pinocchio and Splinters	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck on the Radio	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Wallet and Genitals
Blonde Rows of Corn	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife