Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	High Stakes	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's so Nasty
Hairclub for Women	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Bush's Morning Run	Hiney Bubbles
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	LSD Cocktail	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Invisible Carrots	Constipated Accountant	Yo mama's So Fat
Return the Dog	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo mama's So Stupid
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Hot 'n' Heavy	Frenchman and Farm Animals	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Bush BM	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Donkey and Onion	Redneck and Bugs	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Blonde Horse Sense
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Dubya 'Do.	Playing Doctor
Elephant Tampon	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Attack of the American Women	Cris Cross
Peopling The Earth	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Monica's New Boyfriend
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Paraplegic	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	A Mall Order
Disarming the Guard	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...