The State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	Bush BM	Lawyer and Vulture	Megastore, Megasale
Blonde With Braces	Greek Navy	Party!	Slippery Doorknob
Free Sex with Fill Up	Whack Off	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Confucius...Fisherman	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Stupid	New Baby	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Yo mama's so stupid...	Bin Laid	Deernuts and Beernuts	Hot Dog
Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Blonde Test
Little Green Balls	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Blonde and a Pig	Monica's Deposition	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Trucks and Babies	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Dynamite!	Yo mama is a fatty
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Helisoft	Osama is Celebate	69er's Get Sacked
You So Ugly	Blondes and Iceberg	Elephant and Man	Women and Pool Tables
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Stayin' Alive