Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Good Year	Use Your Pituitary	Yo mama's...Stupid
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Playing Doctor	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Blonde Grenadier
Adult Swim	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Paraplegic
Canni Ball!	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Clinton's Finished Now	Constipation
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Baking Blondes	Blonde Looking for a Job	Southern University Psychology
Clinton's Interns	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Grass Eater	Redneck Feast
Wet Lawyers	Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Divided By A Common Language	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Clinton's Lingerie	Scratch Those Thangs
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo mama's So Stupid	Surprise Package	Young Couple
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Easy	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Life Saver	Texan Poetry	Getting Flowers	Saddam's Bumperstickers
Two blondes are walking down a road...	Arctic Hooker	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Skip To My Fool
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo mama's So Poor