Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Convenience Store	Osama's New City	Espanol para Matadors
Yo mama's So Fat	The New 69	Go Fish	Poker... or Her...
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Blonde and a Pig	Fix This	Yo mama's So Stupid
Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	West Virginia Custody Battle	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Horses	Three Couples, No Sex	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Fortune 500	Hard Sleepin'	Clinton -vs- Titanic
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Constipation	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Bug's Mind	Smurfette	Difference Boy & Girl	Breakfast of Champions
Fly Yi Yi	Red Ball Express	Garden of Eden	Taliban Poetic Justice
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Free Sex with Fill Up	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Underwear	Yo Mama so Bald
Clinton's Finished Now	Deer Tracks	Y'Might Be A Redneck	I Don't Like My Brother
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Tornado and Redneck Divorce