Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	The Shakes
Redneck Bubble Baths	Yo mama's...Fat	Carefully Placed Periods	Sunday School
Like Father Like Son	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Pa Won't Like It	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Widows98	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	The Blonde And The E-mail	Two Old Ladies
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Grandma's Birthday	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	The Wet and the Blonde
Executive Rimmin'	Adventures in Disneyland	Horse Tears	Plaster Lawyers
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Gorilla in Heat	Taxed Blonde
Yo Mama's House Is So Small	Rednecks Talkin'	Blonde in a Snowstorm	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Three Gay Men	Yo mama's... stupid	Shoot The Pig	Bob Dole
Yo mama's...Fat	Dirty Knees	Catching Osama	Yo Mama Bath
747 Full of Lawyers	Wedding Night	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Wallet and Genitals	Two Black Eyes	Yo mama's...Ugly	Afghani Joe
Houston Schoolin'	Dead Blonde in Closet