Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dumb mama joke	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
Scooby Doo	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Para-shoot	Fifty Cent Piece
Redneck Engineering Exam	Technically and Reality?	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Woman Says, Man Hears	Confucious...Baseball	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	That's crazy
Yo mama's So Stupid	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Blonde Looking for a Job
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Little Johnny is Number One	One Good Deed	West Virgin-ia
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Computer Lingo
Yo mama's...Easy	Clear Blue Easy	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Blonde and Doorknobs
Work Blows	Tasty, tasty fat!	Yo mama's...Fat	Wedding Night
Screw The World	Getting Flowers	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Blonde in the Morning
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lift Off	A Flaky Blonde	Magic Watch
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Jack and Jill II	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	The Golden Mug