Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	There She Blows	Mmm...Smells Good	Act Of God
Comfortable	HMO Executive	What's Your Poison?	Hot Air Balloon
The President''s Puzzle	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Bin Laid	Yo Mama's...Fat
Blondes Doing the Wave	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Redneck Death	Instant-Win Airbags!
Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Osama's Spawn	Tickle These, Elmo
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Popularity Is A Relative Term	The corporate ladder	Blonde and License Plates
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Blonde and the Jumper	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	A falling out	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Mommy, Mommy!	Hulking Mass	Racists and Lightbulbs	Yo mama's so ugly
Shoplifting	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Paraplegic
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Blondes and Pickles	Yo mama's So Fat
That's crazy	Politically Speaking	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Dirty Knees
Breakfast of Champions	How Many Blonde Jokes...