Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?

He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's...Fat
Bad Drivers	Cartwheeling for Cash	Blonde in a Round Room	Blondes and Cops
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mama's So Ugly	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	3 Men, 3 Wishes
S&M Sans Rubber Suits	The Blind Man	Redneck Senior	Lesbian Harem
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Monica's First Look	OSU	Bug's Mind
State Slogans	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's so nasty...
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Cannibals	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Life Saver
Right of Way	Twisted Baby Joke	Not So Saved by the Bell	Homeward Blonde
Dirty Knees	Curly Sue	Cerebral Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks
Plug it in, Plug it in	Two Black Eyes	It's Not Genetics	Ash Blonde
Blonde at Starbucks	Blonde Overdue	Yo mama's so stupid...	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
Occupy This	Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Perspective Lawyers
Redneck in a Suit	The Great Wiener Caper