Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?

He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Skittles	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Burying Osama
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Yo mama's so fat...	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Fast Food
Michael Jackson and Casper	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Baby Mama	This Joke is Bananas!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
A helping hand	What would you do?	The Blonde And The E-mail	Pre-Paid Plan
Marriage Requirments	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Blondes and Bricks
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Confucius...Sausage	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Blonde NASA Engineer	Redneck Spelling Test	Fat Woman	Toothbrush Salesman
Yo mama's so fat... bath	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	That's crazy	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
The Eyes Have It	Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's so ugly	Yo mama's so nasty...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde in a Round Room	Blonde Passenger	Pickle Slicer
P. Diddy on a Diet	The Devout Catholic Woman	I scream for ice cream	Men With No Arms or Legs
Blonde in a boat.	Yo mama's So Poor