Yo momma so so fat!

Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Blow pop
Yo mama is so dumb...	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Blonde and Clock	What P.M.S. Stands For
B-Day Sex	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Potential & Reality	Taking Out the Garbage
Piano Solo	Yo mama's...Dirty	Why I Am So Tired	The Blonde And The E-mail
Blonde and Drive-Thru	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Tasties in a Half Shell	Blonde Horses
We take you now to the Oval Office	Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Monica's Testimony
Black Sheep	Chillin' Biddies	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Dubya 'Do.	Iraqi Law	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Walruses And Their Tupperware
Guess What I Am?	How Many Interns?	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Understanding Marketing
Snow	Christmas In Heaven	Blond Father	Yo Mama's Speed Dial
A helping hand	Redneck Sex Ed	At the Pharmacy	Set Me On Fire
Yo Mama's Teeth	Corpsalicious!	It's What's For Dinner	Skip To My Fool
A Real WANGsta	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends