Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Microsoftie	Call Me Back
Blondes Strike Back	The Lord Will Provide	Wal-marks the spot	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
Women vs. Dog Poop	Bug's Mind	Blonde Who Has it All	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
The Poopie List	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Playing Doctor	Twisted Baby Joke
Lawyer in a Tree	The Fish-Eating Competition	Straight Leper Flush	The New 69
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid	Black Sheep	Brunette Meets Genie
Blonde...Bananas	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	The Farmer's Daughters	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Concorde Humor	Ghost story for tots	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop
Political Pampers	Princess Di and Thomas	Little Green Balls	Dynamite!
The Firing Squad	People Really Said These Things In Court	I Guess That's Fair	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Finder's keepers	Pitching a Tent	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Spermally Speaking	Bin Laden vs Custer	Yo mama's so poor... skateboard
Yo Mama Road Sign	What P.M.S. Stands For