Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Canni Ball!	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Carpet
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Megastore, Megasale
F-A-R-M	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Jokes On You, Teacher
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	New Priest In Town
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Lawyers Love Sushi!	With Andy Rooney	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
Higher Larnin'	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Hairy
Chin nuts	What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Yo mama's So Ugly	Smurfette	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Lawyer-Client Relations
Dynamite!	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck...Bath	You might be a redneck if...
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's So Ugly
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo mama's So Fat	6.9	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Latex Gloves	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	You know you're having a bad day when your ...	Yo mama's So Fat... Skip
Count Chock Full of Nuts	White, Slimy, & Horny